Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE