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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

aquapainter:

Oh my god

aquapainter:

Oh my god

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

shit-thatblows:

nailed it

shit-thatblows:

nailed it

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

yungterra:

iimiiya:

yungterra:

Go to any pewdiepie video’s comment section and I can assure you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back to deviantart ‘07

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im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life