zeldathemes

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

Why do you hate perks of being chinese...

Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

7th-basketball-kicker:

sniffing:

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now

bless ur poor soul

LUCAS

thatfunnyblog:

wow, look how easy that was.

The Bastards of Westeros [x]

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

theminttu:

Sometimes there are no words

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age

perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

urtube:

Two latino men accidentally touch hands

no hombre

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”