zeldathemes

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

baelor:

how many times have i heard the words “i would like to nominate” in the last few days? the world may never know

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

catsamazing:

Evolution

catsamazing:

Evolution

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

condommodel:

STOP

condommodel:

STOP

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.