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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

  #dodgeball